Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Bobby Jenks is Killing My Fantasy Team

Seriously, Bobby. Seriously.

As an alternative theory: Bobby knows he's been mentioned in possible trades (though that was a far more distinct possibility back when the Sox were on the verge of tumbling out of the race, not when they're 1 FLIPPIN' GAME OUT OF FIRST). So either he really wants to boost his chances of being traded by insuring the Sox drop so many games they have no choice but to slash their assets like Crazy Eddie, or he loves this team so much he can't bear the thought of looking good to potential buyers on the market. It's one or the other, because nothing else explains this. Except maybe all the doughnuts that go missing from the clubhouse spread; I have a strong suspicion Alexei Ramirez is not the one wolfing them down.

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