This is what the bear probably looked like. This "recreation" shows how the bear escaped.
I mean, I can't figure out who looks worse in this: the stunned residents who are sure a black bear is stalking the neighborhood but can't find anything to take a picture of it, or the news reporter who figured it would do wonders for his career by personally having a cardboard cut out stand in for the bear, with the qualifier of, "It looks like this. Except real."
Oooooohhhkkkaaayyy...
3 comments:
this is unbelieveable. hahaha!
"I'm good, I'm, uh, faster than a bear." Are you fuc*ing kidding me? I love it. Nothing beats the recreations of the bear running away and the bear going up the tree. Maybe Shaq can be The Big Cardboard Cutout Recreation Of A Black Bear. Not catchy enough?
Good effort. Possibly out there enough for the king of random acts of Shaqness. I think he might wind up going with Big Witness Protection.
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